Subject: SasukePikachu's New's Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:44 am
Today I am goin to disscuss the secret of the spam. Just what is exacty is spam, well there are many definitions to the word spam. Let's head on down to Spam Kingdom. Ah, here is a local to tell us the secret to spam. "spam", says the local. And there you have it folks' spam. Until next time I am SasukePikachu.
Subject: Re: SasukePikachu's New's Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:50 am
Now I will discuss the secret of Hinata's blush. Hinata is always seen blushing around Naruto. The answer is not hard, Hinata's Byakugan can see under your skin and under your clothes. And Neji to, why do you think he always has his eyes closed.
Subject: Re: SasukePikachu's New's Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:57 am
Time for a new segment, fanmail. This is from stupidinternetguy999. Stupidinternetguy999 says why should I like Naruto, it sucks. Well stupid it doesn't suck. And I did not kill the maker. And remember if you ever make somethin that does suck just call an assasin assasin and I'll come over to your house rip off your head and shove it up your BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Subject: Re: SasukePikachu's New's Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:14 pm
Alright we have run out of topics for the news, so please send in your own topic and we will vote and the winning topic will be talked about and the person who sent it in will be on the news.
Subject: SasukePikachu's New's 
Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:44 am
