Smosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely all of you have heard of smosh. But even if you have below I will type some smoshes, starting with my favorite, Cat Soup.


Ian:You know I don't really know how I got sick. I was walking and eating a donut, then my mom called, si I dropped the donut and picked it up about four minutes later, I don't know how it got me sick it was well within the five minute rule.

Anthony:What, it's the five SECOND rule.

Ian:What, no it's the five minute rule, I looked it up on Wikipedia.

(Ian notices a scratch on Anthony's face.)

Ian:Hey what's that on your face.

Anthony:Oh this, It's nothin.

Ian:I told what I wished for on my birthday.

Anthony:Ok fine, I was playin with your cat.(Shows Anthony playing with a puppet can.)Then he went all berserk and attacked me.(Shows Anthony fighting with the cat, then dumps it in some soup.)

Ian:When did all this happen.

Anthony:I dunno like ten minutes ago.

Ian:TEN MINUTES AGO!

Anthony:Yeah didn't you hear me in there.

Ian:In this same soup that you gave me!

Anthony:Yeah, I really don't see what the prob oh shi!!!!!

Ian:(Throws up)

Ian:You know I feel better now.

Anthony:Great now we can see Disney on Ice.

Ian:What.

Anthony:I said now we can see Disney on Ice.

Ian:Oh, I thought you said if I still like steamed rice.

(Two begin to laugh)


Ian:HAHAHAHA, of course I still like steamed rice.

(Two laugh some more.)

Ian:THE CAT, THE CAT'S BEHIND YOU!!!!!!

Anthony:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The cat kills them both with a knife)


THE END